I got a couple of my own
1.) How about… you are getting a divorce and this ni**a gonna tell you he gonna take your car and everything you have.. How you got to the place to get the marriage license boo? u aint had no ride dummy!You will take exactly what you brought .. NOTHING
2.) Don’t try to give me unsolicited advice about my man or family and you cant keep a dude for longer than 5 minutes.
3.) Don’t run game talking bout ‘I’mÂ not cheap’ ..’only the best for you’.. and then up in the store asking the associate about their layaway policy.. don’t stress, relax.. … I figured as much
4.) Maddie is not ‘cute’ when she in my house tearing my shit up….. You will have toÂ disciplineÂ your child because I cannotÂ guaranteeÂ that Maddie will not be introduced to good parenting ‘techniques’ under my roof!
5.) Don’t talk to me with your pants sagging looking like you just turned 40… do I not look grown to you?
6.) Don’t ask me if my boobs are real, what my boobs are doing is none of your business… ~rude!
7.) Don’t put all your shit on FB … Damn!
If I think of more I will add to my list… …..good job AE